Thursday Traveling Motes

Just who you want “frisking” you: It’s hard to imagine why anyone in Congress would oppose a measure designed to keep sex offenders, violent criminals, and people on terror watch lists from working for the Transportation Security Agency (TSA), but alas, 174 House Democrats did just that this week. And to think, a Democrat sponsored the bill to begin with. I guess we have to give everyone an equal right to employment. What do you mean employment ain’t a right? Oh, okay.

There’s got to be more to this story: “Cops find meth and a baby squirrel in woman’s purse during traffic stop”. Got to be more, but I’m afraid to ask.(Dave Barry)

A good thing to know: If you wear a surgical mask, tell people you have a cold and don’t want to share it, people don’t ask stupid questions. In fact, they don’t talk to you at all thinking it’s hard for you to talk back. Wow, a whole day of quiet. It was great. Or so I’m told.

I did not know this: Achieving orgasm through masturbation provides a rush of feel-good hormones (such as dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin) and can re-balance our levels of cortisol (a stress-inducing hormone). This helps our immune system function at a higher level. The surge in “feel-good” hormones also promotes a more relaxed and calm state of being, making it easier to achieve restful sleep, which is a critical part in maintaining a high-functioning immune system. Just as bad habits can slow your immune system, positive habits (such as a healthy sleep schedule and active sex life) can help boost your immune system which can prevent you from becoming sick. Wish I had known this a long time ago. (Instapundit)

New Term: I love this one. “Champagne Socialist”. That describes just about all of them. Especially the two old white guys telling us everything will be free if we elect them our leader. I saw this being used for socialist YouTuber Carlos Baza. In Florida, where Comrade Baza is registered to vote, he lives in a $10 million-dollar home, and has a $7.1 million dollar “Upper East side” pad in New York, and a luxury yacht. I get really tired of being lectured by the ultra- wealthy.

You got to love it : So you spend a bunch of money to take this terrific cruise. You end up locked-up with 3,500 other people because of the coronavirus, since Feb 21. You are now sitting off the Port Of Portland waiting to eventually disembark so what do you do? You call your lawyer and sue the cruise company for 1 million dollars. And they’ll probably win.

Need hand sanitizer or disinfectant spray ? Don’t go to Walmart.

Walmart; Sunday 3/8

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