Reality: A U.N. human rights groups said Thursday the government of Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega executed at least 40 people and ordered hospitals not to treat demonstrators wounded in antigovernment protests. Ortega’s government is also condemned for stripping 222 opponents of their nationality, after they were loaded aboard a plane and flown to the United States last month. This is what real socialism looks like. You don’t agree, you are removed and do it again, you’re dead.
Observation: “50 Shades of Grey” is romantic only because the guy involved is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer and worked as a janitor, it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.
Probably a long troll: Teacher Who Wore Massive Prosthetic Breasts To School Is FINALLY Put On Leave: “This should have happened 6 months ago!” Pictures and video footage went viral of a transgender high school teacher who wears comically massive prosthetic breasts to school, complete with skin-tight shorts and a shirt which the fake nipples distinctly protrude from. The teacher is a Manufacturing and Technology instructor at Oakville Trafalgar High School in Oakville, Ontario. The teacher reportedly began identifying as a woman just last year. Yes, I agree this individual needed to be removed months ago, but think of all the jokes Gutfeld would have lost.
Woke devil worshiper’s: A recent advisory states that all Satanic Convention attendees will be required to show proof of COVID vaccinations. The unvaxx will not be allowed to worship Satan.
A great story: An 8-year-old boy in Arkansas has raised more than $44,000 for his favorite waiter. Kayzen Hunter describes Devonte Gardner, whom he befriended during his family’s weekly breakfast trips to their local Waffle House, as “one of the most joyous and positive people you’ve ever met.” The family created the fundraiser after they learned that the server was walking to work every day, and that his wife and their two daughters were living in a motel room with no reliable source of transportation. Their previous home had become infested with rats and black mold contamination, causing their kids to become sick. Good for this kid. He is going to live a wonderful life.
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