W T F ? : Iran’s navy is set to station warships for the first time in the Panama Canal, a critical trade route in America’s backyard that has never before seen an Iranian military presence. Rear Admiral Shahram Irani, the commander of Iran’s navy, said on Wednesday that his forces will establish a presence in the Panama Canal later this year, marking the first time Iran’s military has entered the Pacific Ocean. “This is what Iran has been building in Latin America for the past 30 or 40 years” by establishing embassies and bilateral agreements with a host of nations,” says Joseph Humire, a national security analyst who focuses on Latin American issues. Okay, just what interests does Iran have on the Pacific side of the world? They ae trying to establish themselves as a “world” power. That means a nuke power. How’s your Farci ?
What will Greg say: A Canadian school board has demanded a new “professional” dress code for teachers following months of backlash over a trans teacher with clownish giant prosthetic breasts. Photos of the Oakville Trafalgar High School teacher, identified as Kayla Lemieux by local media, went viral in September and swiftly garnered global attention.The snaps, taken by students, show the blond educator wearing tight clothing that emphasizes her gigantic Z-size prosthetic breasts while teaching in the classroom. Huge nipples can also be seen protruding from her fake, balloon-like bust. This has been the subject of a huge number of jokes on Gutfeld for the past several months. More coming. 😊
A real big show: The man suspected of killing four U of Iowa students appeared in court Thursday for a status conference, where a judge scheduled a preliminary probable cause hearing to begin June 26. Bryan Kohberger, who faces four counts of first-degree murder appeared in court wearing an orange prison uniform with his feet shackled. The 28-year-old waived his right to a speedy probable cause hearing within 14 days, and he spoke only briefly while answering the judge’s questions. He’s waived speedy trial, waived extradition. Am I the only one seeing him treat the whole trial as a platform or performance stage for his “intelligence”?
Another WTF: The headline says, “Lord of the Dance creator Michael Flatly being treated for cancer”. It goes on to say “Michael Flatley has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer. He has undergone surgery and is in the care of an excellent team of doctors. No further comments will be made at this time.” I hope he beats it as we need his talent and joy. But what gripes my azz if the headline is accompanied by a photo of ….”Uncle Joe” Biden giving a speech W T F ?
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