Sunday Rants

From the MaddMedic;

Dear WalMart and CVS and all other stores that have self-checkout,

You are almost exclusively self-checkout now. The last time I was there, the lady checking receipts was at the exit stopping everyone.
I didn’t choose to participate in that nonsense, so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying “Sir, Um Sir” as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be. I’m not interested in proving that I did your job for you. You want me to be a cashier with no training, then that’s your problem not mine.

Don’t Audit me for a position you refuse to employ any longer.

Signed,
All of us

Copied and pasted, because I agree 100%. * And so do I.*

Also from the MaddMedic

My dear human, I see you crying, because it’s time for me to leave.
Please don’t cry.
I want to explain some things to you.
You’re sad that I’m gone, but I’m glad to have met you.
How many dogs like me d-i-e every day without having met someone special like you?.
I know you are saddened by my departure, but I had to leave now.
I want to ask you not to blame yourself.
I heard you sobbing that you should have done something more for me. Don’t say that, you’ve done a lot for me!
Without you, I would have known nothing of the beauty I carry with me today.
You must know that we animals live intensely in the present. Our lives begin when we know love, the same love you gave me, my wingless angel.
Please don’t cry anymore. I leave happy.
I remember the name you gave me, the warmth of your house which at that time became mine. I hear the sound of his voice talking to me, even if I don’t always understand what he is saying to me.
I carry in my heart every caress you gave me.
Wash your face and start smiling. There are many like me waiting for someone like you.
Please give them what you gave me, they need it like I needed you.

To Sitka and Navarre;