Storyteller’s Show, With Friday Motes

Just asking: If cnn “debunks” something, does that automatically mean it actually is real?

Not THE bar exam: After she was refused service by a bar manager, a drunk Florida Lawyer went into the restroom and then emerged “unclothed and completely naked,” according to police who charged her with disorderly conduct. According to the arrest report, Kelly Elkins, 49, entered the Beach Lounge in St. Pete Beach around 2:15 AM Friday, but was “intoxicated to the point the manager refused to serve her. Upon arriving at the bar, a Pinellas County sheriff noted that Elkins was still naked and had to be repeatedly told to get dressed. But the attorney would only put on a hoodie, which she did not zip up. Elkins, the cop reported, claimed she was too tired to put on her pants. I wonder what else she was “too tired” to do, especially in court. I’m sure many of her clients will ask the same question.

Beating a dead horse: The Kentucky Horse Racing Commission (KHRC) stripped trainer Bob Baffert and the now-deceased racehorse Medina Spirit of their 2021 Kentucky Derby victory, and a new winner was announced Monday. Following its victory its 2021, Medina Spirit tested positive for betamethasone, which is banned by KHRC on the specific race day but legal in the state of Kentucky. Baffert has been banned from numerous tracks in the wake of the discovery. Now the second-place winner is the winner, and the winner is a dead horse. Or something.

Stop letting them make the rules:  Locations of the Freedom Convoy donors in Ontario, Canada, have been published on Google Maps after the names of those who gave money to the crowdfunding platform GiveSendGo were leaked online. The Google Maps link contains thousands of pins pointing to locations of donors throughout the Canadian province, with each pin listing their names, donor ID, email address, and the amount they donated, including those as low as $10. I sure wish someone would start “leaking” the names and locations of the hackers. You know, make them play by their own rules. We can put their names on posters and put the posters on poles. Just a thought, we know the names of people that contributed to a peaceful protest, but not the names and address’ of the customers convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell provided underage children to. I’d kinda like to know them.

I have reached that stage in my life where I don’t know where I’m going, but I know everything I’m going to do in the zombie apocalypse.

Oh good lord why: A new image circulating online appears to show the upcoming, Ferrari Purosangue, the Italian automaker’s first-ever SUV set to officially debut later this year. First images of the Purosangue, which look shot on the floor of Ferrari’s production facility in Maranello, show the “sportscar” in silver with a long nose and sharply trimmed split headlights. A rear shot reveals a full-length light bar connecting the taillights, and a large diffuser with four tailpipes. Undoubtedly, this is for the “trophy wife” that becomes a “soccer mom” but still wants to show her “trophy” status. Some doctors and lawyers are going to pay dearly.

Joined a friend and his wife for dinner the other night. He ate a 40oz steak, 2 crab cakes, 3 scoops of rice, and 4 beers. Holy Crap.

In Honolulu this weekend. Not going to do a damn thing.

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