Monday Motes, Already?

Now is not the same as then: Where’s AOC and her tears now? How come she’s not outside the cage’s pods with her cameraman?

Two sides to every switch: Lots of woke people complaining about this tv show, or that actor. I got a novel approach. If you don’t like it, turn it off. There, problem solved.

It’s only okay to question an election outcome if you’re a Democrat: Stacey Abrams was exhibit A. Nancy Pelosi is exhibit B. Earlier this month, the Democratic speaker gave the House Administration Committee her blessing to move forward with a probe into failed candidate Rita Hart’s challenge in Iowa’s 2nd Congressional District. Hart lost the race to freshman Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks by six votes, a result certified by bipartisan state election officials after multiple recounts. So, it’s okay to demand multiple re-counts until you get the outcome you want.

Ashli Babbitt was murdered. Why hasn’t the killer had to answer ?

Great argument:  (From )

Them: I don’t want to take away dog owners’ rights. But we need to do something about Pitbull’s.

Us: So what do you propose?

Them: I just think that there should be some sort of training or restrictions on owning an attack dog.

Us: Wait. What’s an “attack dog”?

Them: You know what I mean. Like military dogs.

Us: Huh? Pitbulls aren’t military dogs. In fact “military dogs” isn’t a thing. You mean like German Shepherds?

Them: Don’t be ridiculous. Nobody’s trying to take away your German Shepherds. But civilians shouldn’t own fighting dogs.

Us: I have no idea what dogs you’re talking about now.

Them: You’re being both picky and obtuse. You know I mean hounds.

Us: What the #$&@.

Them: OK, maybe not actually ::air quotes:: hounds ::air quotes::. Maybe I have the terminology wrong. I’m not obsessed with vicious dogs like you. But we can identify kinds of dogs that civilians just don’t need to own.

Us: You can?

But nobody wants to take away your dogs. Let’s just practice some commonsense restrictions.

They said Spring Break could be dangerous: Two out-of-town visitors to South Florida were bitten by sharks last week, and both wounds are suspected to have been inflicted by blacktip sharks. those who venture into the water should be aware that one of the world’s largest shark migrations is going on right now.

Just info: Forty years ago I took the Border Patrol entrance exam. I passed in the upper 8%, of the nation. They then passed a hiring freeze. By the time they raised the freeze, I was 57 days too old.

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