Thursday Pondering Motes

Which is the real news story: “A Massachusetts man serving a 26-year-long sentence for plotting to cannibalize children in his homemade torture dungeon is asking for compassionate release over fears of contracting COVID-19.” Or, “At least two discernable fart-like sounds were caught on video as President Donald Trump’s campaign attorney and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani spoke to Michigan’s House Oversight Committee.” It’s a trick question, they’re both real “news” stories.

Anybody want to bet Uncle Joe’s recent “injury” is the beginning of his end?

This is my surprised face: Ex-Police Chief Louis Kealoha, sentenced to seven years behind bars for his role in an elaborate corruption scandal, owes Honolulu taxpayers $250,000. The city has sent Kealoha a letter asking him to voluntarily pay the $250,000 back. It appears Kealoha has not responded.

I’ve seen this show: I know, let’s make them wear an armband. Americans will receive a ‘vaccination card’ showing they’ve taken the COVID-19 shot, raising the prospect that airlines and venues could refuse service to those who are not immunized. (Infowars)

What we’ll face for the next 4 years: Animal psychic says Biden’s dogs say he’ll be a good president.

News to me: Since nobody is reporting on them, I guess the “peaceful protests” are all done.

Single Digit Salute: To that guy, who every morning, including Saturday, gets in his truck, at 5:15 am, puts the truck into reverse, and sits there while his gods damned back-up alarm beeps for 15 minutes. To you sir, .!.. slaute.

Sad Good-bye: David L. Lander, the actor best known for portraying the character of ‘Squiggy’ on the popular 1970s ABC sitcom “Laverne & Shirley,” has passed away at age 73, after a long battle with multiple sclerosis. His talent, and courage will be missed.

Chicago scorecard for the weekend; 40 shoot, 6 dead. Work on your aim fella’s.

WTF: Breakdancing has been added as an Olympic sport for the 2024 games being held in Paris. The decision was confirmed by the International Olympic Committee on Monday. Other newly added sports include skateboarding, sport climbing and surfing, all of which will debut at the delayed Olympics in Tokyo in 2021. If I remember correctly, the Olympics’ originally were a non-lethal competition between “warriors”. Instead of battles, they had contests. I don’t remember any battles being settled by break dancing or skateboards.

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