Brand New Monday Motes

That’s not a surprise: Michael Moore, whose waist is only slightly larger than his head, is an outspoken proponent of “green”. During a recent interview he stated that he, like many people, thought electric cars were a good idea, “but I didn’t really think about where is the electricity coming from?” This is so stupid because we all know there is enough powdered unicorn horn to generate the good vibes to recharge the forever battery’s in electric cars, forever.

From Instapundit: “ IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE, IT’S WORTH IT: Woman’s Breast Implant Saved Her Life by Deflecting a Bullet, Case Study Shows. Boobs. Is there anything they can’t do?”

Oh man, Bummer: It’s a sad day for Juggalos and Juggalettes as the Insane Clown Posse has announced that it will be canceling its annual music festival, “The Gathering of the Juggalos”, due to the coronavirus pandemic. The 2020 edition of the festival was set for Garrettsville, Ohio, from August 5 to August 8.

Yeah, this’ll go well: A group of drag queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race are set to take a tour of small-town American cities to host drag shows in a new HBO reality show. Bob the Drag Queen, Eureka O’Hara, and Shangela Laquifa Wadley, will seek to normalize drag queen “lifestyle” among a list of six small towns from Missouri to Idaho. I predict the people will be polite, and walk away. It won’t be their cup of tea, but they won’t, in most cases, be rude.

I don’t think that word means what you think it means: The word in this case is “unemployed”. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggested on Tuesday that broke and unemployed Americans should refuse to go back to work after the lockdown is lifted. Sweety, if you’re “unemployed”, you have no work to go to. “We’re not going back to working 70-hour weeks just so that we can put food on the table and not even feel any sort of semblance of security in our lives.’” So says the former bartender and freshman representative that has probably never worked a 40 hours week, let alone a 70. If you really want to know the extent of her “socialism”, read up on “her” no rent/mortgage bill. It even gives renters a percentage of the building where they live, even if the owner doesn’t want share.

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