The Day Before Friday Motes

Yes, that was me on stage at Anna O’Brians last night. Did a nice stand-up set that was well accepted and kept the laughter going.
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Remember we talked about Abysmal Milano and her abortions? Well, it turns out both abortions were in the same year, 1993. Commenting about the second abortion, the second one in the same year, she said, “Once again I made the right decision to end the pregnancy.” I have a suggestion, maybe the right choice would have been (I really want to say something obscene here but won’t) to choose not to have sex until you’re ready for the results. You know, action = reward/consequence, personal responsibility. So, killing two babies is okay with you? You are a fine role model. Now don’t get me wrong, I am for a woman’s right to choose. Her body her choice, I just hate hypocrites.

CNN’s Acosta “blasts Trump for ignoring his question about climate change.” Don’t worry Jimmy, Trump wasn’t ignoring your questions, he was ignoring you.

Trying to figure out the best place to watch the VMA’s. I finally decided a strip club with no tv’s. Hey, don’t knock it. It worked. But I would have liked to see Travolta mistake the drag queen for Taylor Swift. John, dump the vanity and buy some glasses.

Once again; RE; Hilary e-mails. FISA warrants, campaign spying, Russia crap. ect. ect.etc. No One Will Do A Day In Prison. NOT ONE.

The Mormon Church has absolutely declared that there are no firearms allowed at services. Read that “Target rich environment”. Within 3 weeks is my guess.

Okay, Sugarland Texas, a woman pulls up to a Botox clinic, after hours, tries to open the closed and (I guess) locked door. When that doesn’t work, she goes back to the car, gets out a battery powered saw, cuts a hole in the door glass and makes off with “an undisclosed amount of anti-aging products”. Boy, that 30th birthday really brings it home doesn’t it.

Get over yourself: Seattle( again) Officials Can’t Agree on How to Remove Human Crap from Sidewalks – Councilman Argues Power Washers are Racist, Since Hoses Used Against Blacks in Past.“ So we shouldn’t use them to fight fires? Well, maybe we should kill all the dogs because, they used to use dogs to, well you know. I have a thought; maybe Councilman Gossett should leave the City Council and go back to doing whatever he was doing before. He really doesn’t appear to have the city’s best interests at heart.

A school resource officer(armed security officer) is out of a job after she filmed a nude video of herself inside an elementary school bathroom during her shift.(Thanks to pharmaross) The woman, had taken off her uniform and gun to make to recording. She was fired. Her defense? She was on her lunch break and the bathroom door was locked. What is it I keep talking about? Personal Responsibility. She has none.

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