Well, by now you should know there is a real weather problem. For God’s sake, it snowed on Maui ! Holy crap Batman.
Remember a while back when the former vice president said that by 2020 there will be no more polar bears? Headline; Polar Bears Overrun Region (Russia). Maybe they heard the same speech and decided not to go without a fight.
Jail Nurse Poisons Husband So She Can Marry Inmate Doing Life. I have no idea how this would work. Maybe she was only interested in conjugal visits? Maybe the husband was not as nice as the guy doing life.
Houston; 2 Pot Smokers broke into an abandoned house, and find an overweight tiger. Fortunately the tiger was caged and there was packs of meat next to it. Can you imagine what would happen if the Tiger had gotten the munchies?
And this one makes my blood boil.
Florida (of course) Man Id’d After Being Seen In A Video Sexually Molesting A Siberian Husky. At the time of the incident the accused was wearing a “doggy suit” and was seen beating the animal with a “sex toy”. This is wrong on so many levels it’s hard to know where to start. I think this self identification thing is just a little out of hand.