Headlines

Dubious headlines from suspicious sources

 

Elon Musk’s Estranged Father had a baby with his stepdaughter

And they wonder why the car is failing.      “Paging DeLorean, Mister John DeLorean.”

 

Storm Daniels Strips To Make America Horny Again

MAHA ? Please, I don’t think that’s a problem.

 

Utah Bar Sends Topless Photos To States Attorney’s

Now I’m not clear if that’s “a bar” or “the bar”.

 

Color Code For Fence Post; Purple Means No Trespassing

Wait, I thought fences meant “No trespassing”. Gotta go paint my posts.

 

Scientists Say Uranus Smells Like Rotten Eggs

Something for all the seventh graders to snicker about. Again

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