Dubious headlines from suspicious sources
Elon Musk’s Estranged Father had a baby with his stepdaughter
And they wonder why the car is failing. “Paging DeLorean, Mister John DeLorean.”
Storm Daniels Strips To Make America Horny Again
MAHA ? Please, I don’t think that’s a problem.
Utah Bar Sends Topless Photos To States Attorney’s
Now I’m not clear if that’s “a bar” or “the bar”.
Color Code For Fence Post; Purple Means No Trespassing
Wait, I thought fences meant “No trespassing”. Gotta go paint my posts.
Scientists Say Uranus Smells Like Rotten Eggs
Something for all the seventh graders to snicker about. Again