Ripped from the somewhat dubious headlines.
Students Demand Gun Control
In response to the recent Florida tragedy “hordes” of young people (16-20) are demanding common sense gun control. These are the same young people that last month were eating Tide Pods and trying the “boiling water” challenge. Did I miss something here?
“Homeless Invite Public to Tour Camp”
Hey Vegas, Hawaii doesn’t need gambling to raise our sagging tourist industry. We’re gonna give homeless camp tours. Take that. Did I miss something here?
Florida Deputy Defends His Actions
Okay, I’ll give you he did nothing wrong. But he also didn’t do what was right. He hid and stayed safe. Did I…….oh hell, I give up.